Just got back from seeing Ice Age 2 at the cheap theatre ... with a friend. What can I say ... We won't see each other for 2 months. It didn't seem right to go alone.
Ice Age 2 is outrageous! Dawn and I laughed ridiculously through the entire flick.
I couldn't handle it when the vultures went all Rodger and Hammerstein.
Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius Sid.
Sid: Call me, Squid.
Traffic Vulture: Parents: Please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.
Ellie: [to Manny] You ain't repopulatin' the species TONIGHT, or any OTHER night!
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Manfred: So, still think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Sure. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She completes you.
Manfred: Uh, Diego, retract the claws please.
Diego: Oh.. right.. sorry.
[Lets go]
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water!
[Diego grabs Sid's neck and strangles him]
Sid: OK, Good thing I know you better!
Sid: [after an elaborate dance sequence which ends in him getting tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
Sid: If your species will continue, clap your hands.
[clap clap]
Sid: We're going to live!
[Water rises up to his ankles]
Sid: We're going to die!
Eddie: What if we're the last animals left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth!
Crash: How are we supposed to do that? Everyone here is either a dude or our sister!
Sid: He puts the 'stink' in extinction.
Sid: Well, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die.
[Falls asleep]
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred: Diego. Not even close...
Ellie: Manny, you can't pick favorites with your kids!
Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Manny, can I have a dog?
Manfred: No
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Sure, sweetie.
Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them!
Dung Beetle Dad: Do we have to bring this crap along? I'm sure there's a bunch of other crap where we're going!
Diatryma Mom: Hey! This was a gift from my mother!
Diego: If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em... And, uh... They were rattlesnakes.
Sid: Miscreants? Diego, they are possums.
Diego: That ice is lookin' pretty thin.
Sid: Sure it's thin. But it's strong enough to hold a 10 ton mammoth and a nine ton possum.
Manfred: Hey, kids. Who said you could torture the sloth?
Diego: Manny, don't squash their creativity.
Sid: Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammmals. Care to give a sloth a hand?
Manfred: Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Fast Tony: Are you making an offer?
Manfred: I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch.
Sid: Hey! Can you guys slow down? I'm dying here...
[Vultures flying above]
Sid: It's just a figure of speech!
[Runs away]
Sid: I'm just trying to help you get over your fear of the water.
Diego: Fear is for prey!
Sid: Then that means the water has made you its prey!
Diego: [to the water] I am NOT your prey. I am NOT your prey! I am NOT...YOUR...PREY!
[jumps in]
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manfred: Your... butt?
Ellie: What about it?
Manfred: It's... big?
Ellie: [flattered] You're just saying that.
Manfred: No, I mean it. It's huge! Biggest darned butt I've ever seen!
Ellie: That is really sweet!
Sid: Campo de Sid. It means Camp of Sid.
Diego: Great. Now you're an idiot in TWO languages!
Crash: I believe I can fly!
[hits tree]
Sid: When the going gets tough, the great, party!
Sid: I Just did something involuntary...and messy.
Cholly: [after breaking wind squarely in Sid's face] My stomach hates me.
Vulture: [singing] FOOD, glorious FOOD!
Manfred: Mammoths can't go extinct; we're the biggest animals around!
Diatryma Mom: Uh, what about the dinosaurs?
Manfred: The dinosaurs got cocky! They made enemies!
Hedgehog children: [trying to coax old hedgehog out of burrow] Come on, grandpa! Hurry!
Molehog Grandpa: No! I ain't leavin'! I was born in this hole; I'll die in this hole!
Manfred: We're going to be like one big, happy family. I'm the daddy, Ellie's the mommy, and Diego's the uncle who eats kids that get on my nerves.
Should I watch 1 first?
it wouldn't hurt ... It's pretty funny, as well. You'd really like them, Shiloh ... esp. if you're a fan of Nemo.
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