Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Wonder Woman takes a break

I will not be officially posting anything new until April 16th.

Feel free to roam the archives. They're full of fascinating stories of donut fights in the Imperial Cafe in Prague, controversial articles about relationships between genders (a favorite with commentors), funny videos, etc. Normally the comments are the best part, so don't neglect those.

the drama of why i stopped wearing glasses

black dress, white socks, and Purim

in the dark with a guy

pulling a Ruth

dodging donuts in a German accent

my home

beware of hairy eyeballs

the controversies begin

crashing duck

mystery tea cup

dumb jewelry commercials

the beginning of the babble

spargel appreciation day and what she is not

Feel free to meander through my pictures or my videos.

And for all you lurkers out there who frequently visit the site, take this opportunity to post a comment. Ask a question. Start your own controversy. Heck. Have fun. I'll be by to respond to comments every so often.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.
Stephen Wright

Walking those streets I had the feeling of having been translated to some death-stricken alien planet.
Wilfred Burchett

For me optimism is two lovers walking into the sunset arm in arm. Or maybe into the sunrise - whatever appeals to you.
Krzysztof Kieslowski

If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking.
Victoria Beckham

Me, I'm good at nothing but walking on the set with a pretty dress.
Sandra Dee

It's like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.
Phil Donahue

I can remember walking as a child. It was not customary to say you were fatigued. It was customary to complete the goal of the expedition.
Katharine Hepburn

Walking is a man's best medicine.

Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.
Billie Holiday

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
C. S. Lewis

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.
Edna St. Vincent Millay

All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.
Friedrich Nietzsche

I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
Margaret Thatcher

I love walking in the rain, 'cause then no-one knows im crying

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!
Jack Handy

It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
St. Francis of Assisi

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
Erich Fromm

The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the sport tends to make one inclined to whisper and avoid sudden movements, such as walking to the refrigerator during a possible birdie putt.
Peter Alfano

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

BUT then again ... riding bikes is fun.

Friday, March 03, 2006

i'll puncture your head and suck your brains out

As a Senior in college, I played the role of Miss Spider from James and the Giant Peach. Ah, fond memories ... rolling about a psychadellic stage, screaming frantically as the peach "plunged" to the sea below, glaring hungrily at James who was never sure if I was going to eat him, etc.