This is the story of three very silly girls. Once upon a time, one Night Elf Huntress and two little pixies made their way to the emerald city ... not on a quest, not for fame and glory, not to seek love, but to merely ... be silly ... and ... go shopping.
The three were bonded together by having attended the same training institute for woodland creatures
... the youngest still undergoing her apprenticeship.
While in the enchanted Emerald city, the three visited the Curiosity Shop ... complete with shrunken heads, coins from Sweden, salt and pepper shakers from the Orient (ooo!).
The silliness of the three escalated when they discovered ... ethereal music ... the first ever Starbucks!
The eldest pixie rushed across the street to capture the images of Elf and youngest pixie in front of the store. But as they posed for the picture, the elf's eyes lowered to the "boot" of the automobile before them ... Bwahahahaha!!!!
What is it, O Tall Elf? What laughest thou at?
The elf lifted a shaking slender finger to the object lying on the "boot" of the vehicle.
Giggles burst forth from the two woodland creatures as they embraced each other in the silliness of it all!
Just then, other creatures passed by the two wrapped in laughter ... the male creature too noticed the object and pointed it out to his mate. Looking to the two giggling ninnies, he asked,
"Are those yours?"
"Indeed, they are not! I should think that I wouldn't leave my lace undies lying about on the back of my automobile!"
It wasn't long after being nourished by the invigorating elixers administered by Starbucks that the three sillies stumbled upon a wizard.
He asked for the eldest pixie's phone number.
Here the story ends ... at the greatest store ever! Sigh. If only the Night Elf Huntress could make this her dwelling ... but alas! Closing time is at 9.