Saturday, September 17, 2005
lost my socks
I don't know where they are. I walked into Target with them on ... but when I left ... my socks were nowhere to be seen.
I was walking around getting a few "un"necessities when I sat down to try on a pair of shoes that I knew would probably be too small for me. Then ... out of nowhere he appeared ... the Sprite of Awkward Handwringing.
"Excuse me, miss. My buddies and I are on a scavenger hunt ... would you mind if I took your socks?"
"You want my socks?"
"I'm warning you ... they don't smell sweet and fresh anymore."
I handed them over and *poof* he disappeared as quickly as he came.
So, there I sat ... sockless. "Well, I guess I'll go see what sort of cool, fun socks Target has to offer today."
And wouldn't you know it ... they had green/blue striped knee-high socks!