Thursday, September 22, 2005

a little known fact


I, Christine Hnat, have not used a stapler at all this semester. Oh yes, I have plenty of staples ... and I've handed all of my papers in with staples at a nice 45 degree angle in the top left corner when they required one. But I never used a stapler ... I don't have one. I wonder if I can go the entire rest of the semester just sticking them in by hand?

5 comments:

Carmen said...

Ah, Christine, you are so stubborn. I bet if i gave you a stapler you wouldn't use it... :-)

j.ro said...

Poor Carmen... those stapler fascists have you aligned & in the dark like the very staples they wield in the cold shafts of their Streamlines. I have yet to use a stapler this semester, and I say stand up and fight, Christine! Fight stapler oppression!! We wanna be free to turn in our papers without getting hassled by the man!!

CM said...

I use a stapler. It's a Red Swingline stapler. I use it because it doesn't bind up like the black stapler does. It's my favorite stapler. No one better touch my stapler. If, If anyone touches my stapler I'll burn this place down...

(And in case no one gets this, it's an Office Space joke.)

Donna said...

Office Space and Dilbert took on a whole new meaning after I worked a temp job doing data entry.

Quote:
"Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been 'missing' it, Bob."
*The Bobs and Peter laugh*

Bolo said...

Christine, will you staple my papers?